Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Budget disaster 2011

Santa arrived in February and he was spotted at Public Buildings in a suit with a brief case.
no ?? (rubs eyes) --(look again) - (rubbing eyes till red) -(looks again)

NO ! its MINISTER ASHNI SINGH !!


Its not Christmas ! but Singh got us some goodies !

What did Guyanese do to deserve these WONDERS!!

a friggin $161 billion

raking in nearly $44 billion Value Added Tax !!!
OH SHUCKS

WE STARTED WRONG !

We the citizens of the country would like to thank Bharrat Jagdeo for the lovely gifts he sent with Ashni for US.
Bharrat we hope that you would sell your house and come live with us in Black Bush Polder.

We would really benefit from you raising the threshold but we hope our brothers in Linden would.
It seems that Ashni said that 38000 of us wouldnt have to pay INCOME TAX,
OH, Granny getting a thousand dollar more on her pension and public assistance is about $1200 more.

You are really considerate to be spending more on US, without TAXING US this year!
Dont mind people call this an ELECTION YEAR budget, WE clearly see your good deed.

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