As we write ASHNI is tallying the figures, counting the numbers and fixing the excuses ! BUDGET COULD BE SCHEDULED FOR AS EARLY AS NEXT WEEK !!

We predict:

- EXPORTS ARE UP !

- Rice and Sugar (Oops) Not Sugar have outperformed other crops

- Gold Exports are up !

- VAT is being reeled in using large trawlers !

ALL IS WELL WITH THE ECONOMY !

- It GREW by 80.5% percent

- Ring in the fanfare !

Tis the year that ALL will be made possible with the PPP !

Victory commeth!

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Footnote:

"Long live President Jagdeo"

"The Laws of Guyana Chapter 8:01, Section 318 establish Treason to be: “Any person owing allegiance to the State who, whether in Guyana or elsewhere: (a) forms an intention to levy war against the State or to overthrow the government or the Constitution of Guyana by force and manifests such intention by any overt act or; (b) adheres to the enemies of the State by giving them aid or comfort, shall be guilty of treason and liable to suffer death by hanging."